What the Hell Man, He Was Already Dead!

I think my sister is a bad driver: PLAIN.AND.SIMPLE. Unfortunately, I know that our driving records tell a much different version of my story. Her record is squeaky clean. And me, well… I have had my license suspended three times, have gotten pulled over for driving while my license was suspended, I’ve had to go [...]

I Swear I’m Not As Dumb As I Sound

I love seeing professional athletes outside of their day jobs. Their outfits, (and in some cases costumes) remind me of little girls at private school who are allowed to go one day without having to abide by the dress code. I’m all for creativity, so I really enjoy seeing how people express themselves through their [...]

Groundhogs Have it Better. At Least They Can Crawl Back Into Their Holes.

My sister, dad and I are still on our week/end-long road trip visiting our family. It’s always fun, but sometimes it’s awkward. Like so awkward, you’d rather be caught picking your nose at your own wedding. And then eating it. The other day, my aunt showed my sister, Uzma and me a picture of my [...]

Drumroll Please…

I asked all of you, in a post from the other day, to tell me (and the world) five things you would do if you knew there would be no consequences for your actions. I just want to take a moment to say that a lot of people thought about how they could better the [...]

Men of the World: Be Ye Not So Stupid

I’ve experienced That Moment as a newlywed. You know… That Moment, when you can’t understand how a man’s brain works – That Moment when you look at the man you married, and you’re totally confused as to what his thought-process is – That Moment you thought would never come because the man you married is [...]

The Rise of the Milk Mustache

Today I Google’d the word “beer.” Why I did that is sort of irrelevant to the point of this post, but my findings were shocking. I mean, I wasn’t surprised that beer is the oldest and most widely consumed beverage in the world, but I was floored when I read that it was the third [...]

Reindeer Run 2008

Last weekend, I ran my first 5k, and it was SO.MUCH.FUN. It was 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning, in 39-degree weather, but I came prepared. I had on two pairs of pants and five shirts, but once we started running, the cold was no longer a factor. I felt strong and confident — well, [...]

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