Woah, Woah, Woah!

SOL Readers! Ya’ll are gettin’ crazy, ya’ll! And that includes The Boss! We have a serious comment war going on, but I can’t understand what sparked the “I hate Sabrina” comment on such a regular blog post. I mean, if I wrote about politics, war, or some religious conflict, I could totally understand you guys [...]

That Circle of Life Crap Never Turns Out Good in the End

I consider myself somewhat of a pen connoisseur. As a journalist, I’ve carried a notebook and pen in my handbag since college, and I’m a real snob when it comes to my writing instruments. Everywhere I go, I’m jotting down notes and ideas, and having the right pen is like wearing the right underwear: Get [...]

Excuse me while i go make a sandwich

Everytime I talk to my best friend Tina, I always ask her about her day. And this is how our conversation goes. Me: How was your day? Tina: Eh. Tina: What about you? Me: Well you know, every day is Saturday in my world. Tina: little chuckle, which sounds like she wants to kick me in [...]

This is What Happens When You Eat Shrimp Crackers Before Bed

I came home the other morning and found this in the driveway: And I was all, “Hell Yeah! I love Raisin Bran!” Because it reminds me of when my grandmother used to live with us and that was like the only cereal she ever ate. I reached for the bag, naturally assuming there was a [...]