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Silly me

Me: Alice, can I fix your hair before we start phonics? Alice: Yeah. Why? Me: Because they’re falling out and all your hair is in your face, which means they’re not doing their job. Alice: Tee hee hee hee. Me: What’s so funny about that? Alice: Miss Sabrina, clips don’t have a JOB!

Almost

Me: Okay, Hailey, sound it out the word. Hailey: BAT! Me: No, don’t guess, sound it out. What letters do you have there? Hailey: B-I-G Me: Good, what sound does ‘B’ make? Hailey: Bbb Me: Good, what sound does  ’I’ make? Hailey: Ih-Ih! Me: Good. And ‘G?’ Hailey: BUGGGIYAAAH! Me: sudden and hysterical laughter Hailey: […]

A conversation you probably didn’t have today

Me: Oh my God, today at school one of my students goes, “I kind of farted.” Him: What?! What did she say?! Me. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! She just randomly goes, “I kind of farted.” Him: Did you laugh? Me: I don’t know. I thought it was funny but I think I was just so […]

Speaking from experience

Me: You guys, Miss Sabrina is not feeling well today so I need everyone to be on their best behavior and listen to what I say the first time so I don’t have to keep repeating myself. Oakley: Oh, you’re going to frow up, Miz Dabrina. Me: What? No, I hope not. It’s not that […]

Clarification

Maya: Miss Sabrina, I got a boo-boo on my finger. Me: Aw, sorry to hear that Maya. Are you okay? Libby: Miss Sabrina, I have a boo-boo on my finger too! Me: Oh my. We’ve got some serious injuries today. Libby: My mom got hurt when she was a little girl, too. She had to […]

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