My face is still intact. Thank you, God.

Before The Boss and I left for our honeymoon in St. Lucia, I tried to mentally prepare myself for the snorkeling trip we were going to go on. I’ve always loved the water, but am deathly terrified by all its creatures. The underwater world is so mysterious, with so much yet to be discovered that [...]

A touch of color

These were delivered to The Boss and me via a local florist courtesy of my mom, sister and Little BFF for our anniversary yesterday. Aside from the two of us, we don’t have any living things in our apartment, so this colorful arrangement of flowers really added some life to our place. Over the weekend, [...]

At Least No one Tooted Yet

Victor was a bum, ya’ll, so now I’m at the library, where I’m sitting on the most uncomfortable chair in America, and I’m not allowed to check out books because I have a Virginia driver’s license, which I think is discrimination, but I didn’t say anything because I don’t really want to check out any [...]

This post is so long, if I Were You, I Probably Wouldn’t Read it.

When The Boss and I got engaged, I knew that I was going to wear hijab on my wedding day as opposed to a more commonly taken route among Muslim couples, where a segregated wedding (men and women in separate halls) allows brides to dress as they please since the not-closely-related male relatives and male [...]

the post where i confuse everyone with my philosophical views on time travel

It’s Wednesday, which means that I have two days to finish packing the rest of my things, and run about 6,492 errands before I leave for L.A. Well, if you’re in Australia, then it’s Thursday for you, which means that if you were me, you’d only really have one day to finish up all the [...]

We have a place!

Today was pretty awesome. First, my grandmother, Mimmi, turned 89! WOO! Next, The Boss and I celebrated our 11 Monthaversary, which was exciting, but then kind of sad because when we talked, he was all, “Hey, this is our last Monthaversary because next month we’ll have an Anniversary. ” But then I got really sad [...]

Hey Slave owner, Read much?

In February, I tried out for a post-collegiate lacrosse team in my area, which I made, but ended up having to withdraw my name from the roster because The Boss and I were moving to L.A. But turns out I’m still here and totally could have played, except I’m glad I didn’t because I have [...]

• February 2012 January 2012 December 2011 November 2011 October 2011

• BlogHer.com Newlyweds Dish Twitter RSS