Breeding ‘em young

While sitting at a table with a group of 4 year olds, a little boy looks at me, and with a HUGE smile says, “I always like to laugh when I see someone who should be brown, but their skin is white.” You Guys, I just quoted that kid VERBATIM. I asked him to repeat [...]

Running stairs and goat brain

In an attempt to uncover my pre-wedding body from the fat-laced trenches of post-wedding gluttony, I’ve started to get back into my regular fitness routine, which has been made much easier since my time in physical therapy, and The Boss’s recent public declaration (from the bathroom) of wanting to get back in shape, too. His [...]

I Could Eat Her Up

Ever since The Boss and I left for L.A., Little BFF has been the only one of my cousins’ four kids who really understands what it means when someone moves away. She gets that I live in another state, which happens to be a four hour plane ride away, whereas the others know I’m in [...]