Well, this is embarrassing
On Friday: The Boss: These are for you. Me: Oh, I love them! And they’re all apples! I LOVE apples! How did you know? The Boss: Because I know you. Me: Mmm! Let’s share. Want some? The Boss: No, I want you to have them. Me: But I can’t eat all of them. On Monday: [...]
The next phase
It was 19 months ago that The Boss called me in the middle of the day from work and asked if I wanted company for the afternoon. “Yes of course!” I squealed, excited at the prospect of having a visitor. It had been almost four months since I quit my job, and although my days [...]
Exactly
Me: How come you don’t want dinner? The Boss: I’m not really hungry. My stomach was still bothering me from the other day, so I didn’t even have lunch until 4:30 p.m. Me: Aww man. I wish you were feeling better. The Boss: I’m feeling a little better. Me: So what did you end up [...]
Why I don’t keep a food journal…
6 a.m. Breakfast 9 a.m. Breakfast part deux 11 a.m. Breakfast, for the third time 1 p.m. Snack 1:30 p.m. Snack 2 p.m. Another snack 3 p.m. Lunch, probably shouldn’t have eaten that last snack 4 p.m. Ice cream! Chocolate! Donuts! 4:30 p.m. Ugh…I don’t feel well 5 p.m. What should I eat? 6 p.m. [...]
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Once upon a time, on October 16, 1983, my mama gave birth to a 9 pound 4 ounce baby. Without an epidural. Of course she would never tell you that because she’s not the self-righteous type, which is why I’ve taken it upon myself to brag about it for her. NINE POUNDS? AND YOU DIDN’T [...]
This morning
Me: I was watching Oprah, and apparently statistics show that men lie more often than women. Him: Yeah? Me: Yeah. And the number one lie that men tell everyday is when they say “I’m on the way,” but they’re not even close to being home. Him: I don’t do that. Me: Are you sure? Him. [...]
On good hair and good people
Ever since I was a kid, my mom has been my muse. It was from watching her get ready for work and social gatherings that I almost subconsciously learned the art of style: hair, makeup and fashion. Throughout most of my life, I never met anyone who loved hair the way I did. By the [...]


