Anniversary flowers

These were at the front door when I got home from running errands this afternoon. Anniversary wishes for The Boss and me from my mom, sister and BIL.

The countdown to somewhere

Last week: The Boss: I want to take you somewhere for our anniversary next weekend, are you free? Me: Well, I was planning on sitting on the couch, and then walking to the kitchen, and then back to the couch. TB: Okay, well let me know because I want to take you somewhere. Me: YES, [...]

Sneaky boy

The Boss has a habit of wearing office rubber bands around his wrists, which I don’t think accessorize well with the suits he wears to work daily. So whenever I find them around the house, I toss them in the trash. Then I found this. When I asked him how his rubber band ended up [...]

Overheard

Him: I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Her: Don’t go. Him: I can’t just not go. Her: Sure you can. Just call out. Say you’re sick, or that you’re pregnant or something. Him: What? Her: Yeah. Haven’t you ever used that one to get out of stuff? I won’t be able to turn [...]

Caps Lock’d and loaded

Every few weeks, an Asian family sets up a mini grill downstairs, fills it with apple-sized coals, and lights it on fire RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW. Apparently, the goal of their monthly ritual is to win the title of First Family on Earth to Cook Fluorescent Pink Chunks of Meat on Sticks With Nothing but [...]