Mother’s Day wishes from Newlyweds-Dish!

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“You know the reason you haven’t found a job is because you wear hijab, right? I’m not saying don’t wear it and I’m not saying wear it. All I’m saying is that racism exists and you look like a foreigner.”

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“I want to tell you some things I’ve noticed about you. And I can tell you these things because I’m your father.”

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Me: I saw a video today about this jaguar that killed a baboon and then realized it had a 1-day-old baby, but it didn’t eat the baby! Instead, the jaguar hid the baby in a bush when a hyena came close and then took the baby into the tree, licked him and then cuddled up and went to sleep!

Dad: I saw a video where a lioness saved a fawn, but then there was no way to get the fawn milk and then another lion came along and killed it.

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“Sabrina, please lock the window before you leave the house. Good luck.”

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(Oh, yes. There’s more.)