A tale of two misfits
Posted on July 22, 2010
Filed Under Daily, Life in L.A., The Boss | 7 Comments
Once, I went grocery shopping and got peanut butter. When I got home, I opened the jar, spread a little on a piece of bread, and ate it. When I opened the cabinet to put the jar away there was another jar of peanut butter already in the cabinet.
It appeared to be new, so I opened it.
Jar 2: Fully open, partly used.
Once, The Boss went grocery shopping, and got men’s vitamins. He ate them daily. One day, I was cleaning out the cabinets and saw another bottle of vitamins already in the cabinet.
It appeared to be new, so I opened it.
Bottle 2: Fully opened, partly used.
Not that I ever had any doubt, but this only confirms that we were made for each other. Problem is, now we need to find and befriend a responsible adult to take us grocery shopping.
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haha masha’Allah so cute!
lol..this doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is when someone eats/ drinks all but a teeny bit, and places the container back. Dude..just finish it! Why tease me w/ a swallow in a juice bottle?
I rearranged the spice cabinet once to find I had three little containers of dry mustard – which I don’t even like.
lolz @ need a responsible adult for grocery.
It happens to me too sometimes. I can only blame it on absentmindedness, laziness and forgetfulness. I guess responsible adults cant be all that right?
lol. It’s happened to me many times.
Question: why reduced fat peanut butter? There are some things in life that HAVE to be full fat. Peanut butter is one of them.
Suddenly I have a terrible urge for a peanut butter sandwich.
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