Overheard
Posted on June 24, 2010
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Him: I don’t want to go to work tomorrow.
Her: Don’t go.
Him: I can’t just not go.
Her: Sure you can. Just call out. Say you’re sick, or that you’re pregnant or something.
Him: What?
Her: Yeah. Haven’t you ever used that one to get out of stuff? I won’t be able to turn in my final because I’m pregnant. Girls use that [expletive] all the time.
Him: I used to call out of work and say my kid was sick, and that I had to take him to a doctor’s appointment.
Her: You said you had a kid!
Him: Yeah, I’ve used the my kid thing a bunch of times.
Her: That’s so wrong!
Him: You’re the one telling people you were pregnant!
Her: You have a point. So where are all your kids now?
Him: I don’t know. Yours?
Her: Who knows.
When I was in high school, one of my best friends suggested that there be a law to determine which couples are fit to breed. MOTION TO SECOND.
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LOL. That’s epic
My husband says the same that people should be vetted whether they are fit to breed or not, maybe there should be a “Are you ready for children?” manual… Saying that, the wrong people seem to be breeding more while the ones who should aren’t breeding enough!
i would love to be your microwave or your dish towel or your wall clock, just to watch you guys interact on a daily basis. i’d be happy not to have a bladder incase of peeing my pants laughing occures!
You have to have a license for everything else, right?!!!!
Hahahahahahah.
This is SLICING me in half!
This [expletive] is hilarious!! Hahaha. No, seriously. I love your blog.
and people frown at ME when i talk about compulsory, temporary sterilization!
this sounds like a convo that you and the boss might have. hahaha
I still feel that way.