I’ve been figured out
Last night, The Boss had a little talkin’-to with me about why I’m not being funny on my blog, and I was like, “Listen, Buddy, the funny cannot be forced. It has to come naturally like the birth of a child. You don’t see people trying to give birth when they’re like, five months pregnant,” [...]
Aggressor?
We don’t usually see cats in our neighborhood, but it’s not uncommon for us to hear them fighting sometime between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m not sure why they’re up so late/early, or what exactly they’re fighting about, but sometimes their shrieks are so hair raising, I’ve actually gone to the window, and yelled, “This [...]
Dove nutrium moisture body wash
So the other day, I ran to CVS because I needed body wash, and unlike my neurosis when choosing shampoo, I pick body wash based on the price, and sometimes packaging. My main goal is to get clean, and if it fits into my schedule, maybe even smell nice. A few days after I started [...]
Camouflage
Sometimes I hide behind plants while I people watch. What? You think that makes me weird? You must be new here.
Travel size bottles
Everytime I fly, I forget about the TSA’s 3-oz rule, and pack my moisturizer and face wash, which are both 4 ounces each. I know what you guys are thinking, DAMMIT, ENAYATULLA! First you go and cover your hair, and now you’re messing around with creamy liquids in 4-oz containers!?!? On my most recent trip [...]
His smirk at the end was a little unecessary
The Boss gets home from work last night: Him: I read your post today. Me: Oops. Him: I was interested to see what the house would look like when I got home. Me: Oops. Him: No, it’s okay because I know you at least thought about cleaning. Me: I’m like baby, baby, baby ooohhhh. Him: [...]
Also, it’s raining
10 a.m. I’ll be starting today with a fairly massive cleanup that needs to be done around these parts. We had a wonderful time with The Boss’s parents for the last week, but I’m embarrassed to say that all the food we have in our fridge at the moment could feed a small island country. [...]


