The post that makes you wonder why you’re not as quick-witted as a 3-year-old girl
Posted on April 2, 2010
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Earlier this week, MIL spent some time with her nephew’s kids, a little boy, 18 months, and a little girl who’s 3. The 3-year-old girl is potty trained, but recently had this conversation with her grandmother before bedtime that MIL conveyed to me over the phone yesterday after which I died.
3-year-old girl: I want to sleep with you, Grandma.
Grandmother: Okay, but then you have to wear your Pull-ups.
3-year-old girl: No, I don’t need them because I’m potty trained.
Grandmother: Yes, I know. But you should wear them just in case.
3-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll wear them. But if I didn’t, and I had an accident, you could just roll to the side so you don’t get wet…and you can wash the sheets in the morning.
I’ll give you a moment to PICK YOUR JAW UP OFF THE GROUND.
At age 3, I was still eating my mom’s lipstick.
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hahahahahah thats hilarious! at age 3, i thought bottled glue was milk. it was a prevalent part of my diet up until i started kindergarten (i guess my mom didn’t notice my super sticky mouth? *off to question the validity of my mother’s love*)
Oh. To me that seems like a normal little girl and I find nothing shocking about this situation. It’s just cute.
I have a feeling that this has happened to her before. The little girl I mean, not the grandmother. (But it seems to have happened to the grandmother too, otherwise she would not have requested the 3 year old to wear a diaper).
Sabrina, you need to hang out with 3-year olds more. They started coming smarter a long time ago…around the time I told a 3 year old “you’re a naughty girl” and she told me “You’re a naughty woman!”
lol. That’s funny.
I remembered how I once playfully asked a 3-year old if I could have his baby sister, to which he replied ” NO! why don’t you just take a baby sister, put it in your stomach, go to the hospital, and take it out?!” DANG! I was shocked!!!