Because We Like to Have Classy Conversations Over Dinner

Posted on February 1, 2010
Filed Under Daily, The Boss | 9 Comments

On the Grammys:

The Boss: The Black Eyed Peas won, didn’t they?

Me: Yeah, they got one.

The Boss: Fergie. She pissed herself.

Me: That was a long time ago. I’m sure she hopes that everyone has forgotten about that by now.

The Boss: Not only did I not forget that, but I also didn’t forget that she tried to tell everyone that it was sweat. That was piss. I know because I’ve pissed myself before.

Me: WHAT?

The Boss: Yeah, I was 4.

Me: Did you know you were doing it?

The Boss: Yeah. I was 4 years old, and I woke up for [the prayer before sunrise] and I had to pee so bad, I did it in my salah.

Me: YOU PEED WHILE YOU WERE IN SALAH?

The Boss: Well, on the way to the bathroom.

Me: Oh my God. That’s so sad. Were your parents mad?

The Boss: No, they felt so bad. This little 4 year old kid wants to get up and pray, and then he pisses himself. That was probably the most hasanaat (blessings from God) I ever got.

Comments

9 Responses to “Because We Like to Have Classy Conversations Over Dinner”

Cosmic Cook on February 2nd, 2010 2:14 am

LOL! You two are comical mashaAllah!
Autumn Twig on February 2nd, 2010 4:29 am

Fergie pissed herself…?!?
fatima on February 2nd, 2010 6:45 am

hahahaha
Muslim Girl on February 2nd, 2010 7:35 am

Gross.. the Fergie thing I mean. Never liked her.

And how can you guys talk about this kinda stuff while eating lol!?!
Nazih on February 2nd, 2010 9:55 am

hahahahaha
Hana on February 2nd, 2010 12:44 pm

AHAHAHAHAHH, you two are hilarious!!
Mario Mustache on February 2nd, 2010 4:59 pm

LOL I typically never post/respond stuff to your posts but I couldn’t stop cracking UP son!!!! Hahahahahahah thanks man You don’t know me, I’m a fellow reader from the state of Maryland
Sarah on February 2nd, 2010 5:39 pm

she was performing, poor thing, what was she supposed to do?

you guys are funny couple tho.
farah on April 12th, 2010 8:19 pm

LOL hahah