Because We Like to Have Classy Conversations Over Dinner
Posted on February 1, 2010
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On the Grammys:
The Boss: The Black Eyed Peas won, didn’t they?
Me: Yeah, they got one.
The Boss: Fergie. She pissed herself.
Me: That was a long time ago. I’m sure she hopes that everyone has forgotten about that by now.
The Boss: Not only did I not forget that, but I also didn’t forget that she tried to tell everyone that it was sweat. That was piss. I know because I’ve pissed myself before.
Me: WHAT?
The Boss: Yeah, I was 4.
Me: Did you know you were doing it?
The Boss: Yeah. I was 4 years old, and I woke up for [the prayer before sunrise] and I had to pee so bad, I did it in my salah.
Me: YOU PEED WHILE YOU WERE IN SALAH?
The Boss: Well, on the way to the bathroom.
Me: Oh my God. That’s so sad. Were your parents mad?
The Boss: No, they felt so bad. This little 4 year old kid wants to get up and pray, and then he pisses himself. That was probably the most hasanaat (blessings from God) I ever got.
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LOL! You two are comical mashaAllah!
Fergie pissed herself…?!?
hahahaha
Gross.. the Fergie thing I mean. Never liked her.
And how can you guys talk about this kinda stuff while eating lol!?!
hahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHH, you two are hilarious!!
LOL I typically never post/respond stuff to your posts but I couldn’t stop cracking UP son!!!! Hahahahahahah thanks man
You don’t know me, I’m a fellow reader from the state of Maryland 
she was performing, poor thing, what was she supposed to do?
you guys are funny couple tho.
LOL hahah