The Admin Reigns Supreme
Posted on December 30, 2009
Filed Under Daily, Life With The Boss, Life in L.A. | 11 Comments
The Boss and baby BIL hung out at our place while I was at work on Monday, and even if they hadn’t been sitting on the couch when I got home, they left enough evidence behind for me to know they were here.
Readers, please turn your attention to the following Exhibits:
A) A pizza box on the counter.
B) A pizza box on the counter when the fridge is three steps away.
C) Oh, look. IT’S EMPTY.
D) An empty pizza box on the counter when the trash can is half a step away.
E) A territorial New Era sticker slapped on the box.
If either of the boys would like to present your own case, or if you have any objections to the evidence I’ve presented today, speak type now or forever hold your peace.
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It’s nice to be the admin.
Goodbye.
P.S. The Boss is saying he’s been wrongfully accused, and that I won’t give him the computer to type about his innocence. TELL IT TO THE JURY, PAL.
P.P.S. So what if maybe I ate the last few bites, and didn’t throw the box away. Minor details.
P.P.P.S. The Boss is yelling something about how the truth must be told, and now he’s trying to AHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!#$%%%%%%%%%! DHFdivbedjlbori4879tgerhnkfmv,gfdg,.gfdsfgikojknbvc hgfew34567ukj n
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ahahha LOL
LOL the end was excellent!
Typical boys. I’m on your side!
I think the question we all want to ask is – WHAT WAS ON THE PIZZA??
Typical Men!
Hysterical! I’d like to hear the bosses story lol
Hahahahahahahaha!
hahahaha
Innocent until proven guilty. And sorry Boss, but you’ve been proven guilty.
but i would like to hear his side at least.
LOL! It is such a guy thing to do to leave it out…but hey, i do it too so i can’t accuse.
The sticker was my personal favorite.
Two rules as far as the boss is concerned.
1) The Boss, by default, is not wrong, never ever.
2) If, by any remote possibility, the Boss is wrong then rule #1 applies.
In the case more so, the younger bro is at the crib and you expect him to clean up!!! how dare you
Assalamu alaikom,
Ah, such a cute post. Very familiar feeling, too, walking in and surveying the scene… I recently made a joke post about nailing to the wall everything my family doesn’t clean up, and how quickly my home would look like the Heidelburg Project (a bizarre outdoor art installation in Detroit.) So yeah… totally with you on this one. And I may have eaten the last slice out of the abandoned pizza box a few times in my life, too.