I almost OD’d on chocolate, but I didn’t, which is why I’m able to write this
Posted on August 10, 2009
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Things to do today:
Finish the redesign, which was supposed to be done yesterday but wasn’t because I had a headache, and then I thought eating lots of chocolate would make my headache go away because I thought maybe my body just needed some sugar, but apparently that wasn’t the case, and if you eat a bag of jelly bellys, chocolate pudding, nine chocolate chip cookies, and a jolly rancher popsicle you’re headache kind of goes away, but then you spend the next two hours laying on the floor holding your stomach because you’re not sure if you’re going to throw up, or have explosive diarrhea, so it’s just better to lie very still, which then results in not finishing your redesign because it’s kind of hard to focus when you’re trying your hardest to maintain control of all your bodily fluids.
In the mean time, hop on over to The Blogess to read her post on how she and her husband saved their marriage through post-it notes, but unfortunately had to amputate their cat’s leg at the end.
Her wit is genius, but be warned that her language tends to be all inclusive.
Happy Monday, Kiddos!
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Jolly Rancher Popsicle what?
In the country, we’re the last to get EVERYTHING. I’ve never seen or heard of them before.
I’m sorry about your stomach. (but thanks for the valuable JR info)
That.sounds.awesome.
Guess what I’m planning to do tonight..
happy Monday!
Ho, the long list of sweet stuff in itself is capable of making me sick. Blergh, I can only imagine how terrible it must’ve felt after eating all that. O_O
Those were weird combination of food… no wonder you felt ill.
Hope you’ve learnt your lesson… stick with the chocolates
“Her language tends to be all inclusive”. That is totally the nicest way anyone has ever said I use the f word too much. It makes me sound all open-minded and not horrible at all.
You are awesome.