the post where i confuse everyone with my philosophical views on time travel

It’s Wednesday, which means that I have two days to finish packing the rest of my things, and run about 6,492 errands before I leave for L.A. Well, if you’re in Australia, then it’s Thursday for you, which means that if you were me, you’d only really have one day to finish up all the [...]

This is what happens when your dad mixes Tostitos chips in with the bird feed

This is my pet squirrel. His name is Bluebird Wears Stirrup Pants. I call him Bluebird for short. And he likes to play in my backyard. I try not to make eye contact with him because he scares me. But I know he likes me because he climbs onto the deck and lays in the [...]

The title that vindicated kobe

“It’s just the will to be better. I love the game you know, and it’s gonna be gone before you know it. So while its here, while I’m still am blessed to be able to play this game, I’m gonna maximize every single drop, every ounce of sweat, and I’m gonna get the most out [...]

We have a place!

Today was pretty awesome. First, my grandmother, Mimmi, turned 89! WOO! Next, The Boss and I celebrated our 11 Monthaversary, which was exciting, but then kind of sad because when we talked, he was all, “Hey, this is our last Monthaversary because next month we’ll have an Anniversary. ” But then I got really sad [...]

His and Hers Nostalgia

Before The Boss and I got married, we decided that each of us would buy a new fragrance that we’d never worn before, and use it during the weeks leading up to our wedding, on our wedding day, and then on our honeymoon — after that, we only used them as decorative pieces. We did [...]

Hey Slave owner, Read much?

In February, I tried out for a post-collegiate lacrosse team in my area, which I made, but ended up having to withdraw my name from the roster because The Boss and I were moving to L.A. But turns out I’m still here and totally could have played, except I’m glad I didn’t because I have [...]

Are babies the joy of life, or life-ruiners?

The summer after I graduated from high school, I worked with a guy who had been married for 50 years and never had any kids. He told me it was something he and his wife had decided on early in life, and they’d never had a single regret. A few months ago, while watching an [...]

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