My friends want to be me – especially the part where I drink milk five times a day

Posted on June 5, 2009
Filed Under Daily, Friends | 7 Comments

A while back, I wrote a post about how much I love milk.

Tina, my bff, can’t stand milk, which is why I thought it would be really funny to e-mail her this, with “I know you’re jealous” in the subject line.

But what was funnier than my e-mail to her, was her response that said, “You are a sick person.”
She could have totally used an apostrophe and hit me with a contraction (i.e. You’re a sick person) but instead she had to be all, “You are a sick person” to like, really drive the point home.

I love her.

Now if you’ll excuse me, since I’m not in L.A. yet (read: can’t go to Ralphs) I’m off to Giant to redeem my well-earned gallon of milk.

P.S. I’m sure it’s nothing personal, Massachusetts and Maine, but if I were you, I’d totally be pissed.

Comments

7 Responses to “My friends want to be me – especially the part where I drink milk five times a day”

Mona on June 5th, 2009 9:09 pm

I like milk too but sadly I love it with cookies and cake and such. I love cereal though too.
SassyGirl on June 6th, 2009 3:35 am

I would react exactly the same way as your friend.
How can you drink that much milk? There is something wrong with you.
nashe on June 6th, 2009 5:08 am

I can’t seem to stop drinking milk once I start. Especially at night. LOL. I don’t get people who don’t like milk either!
Ayan on June 6th, 2009 11:34 am

LOL!

You’re like my younger sister, she drinks milk so much that I fear for her health (too much of anything is not good for the body except 8 glasses of water a day).

For the most part I simply cannot stand milk. I only drink it when I eat bake goods and add a dash in my cup of tea(s) … and those occasional times when I’m really thirsty and nothing would quench my thirst but a cold glass of milk.
Muslim&Proud on June 6th, 2009 11:25 pm

Well this doesn’t really have anything to do with milk… but I put the recipes up for the pies I made a few weeks ago. Enjoy!
Em on June 7th, 2009 3:31 am

ASAK, I’m glad I stumbled into your blog, it’s really entertaining. I <3 milk, and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one. I moved from the DC Metropolitan area to California as well and I’ve been here 6 yrs now, so feel free to email me if you need any advice or just want to know another (East-Coast, represent) person when you come out here! WS
Sarah on June 7th, 2009 5:27 am

I wish i could stand milk. my bones are aching for it