This is what happens when your mom is an English teacher at a ritzy private school
Posted on May 8, 2009
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Mom: How was your workout?
Me: It was good.
Mom: Good.
Me: Yeah, it was so good I had sweat balls on my arms.
Mom: What?
Me: I said I had sweat balls on my arms, that’s how good I worked out.
Mom: What are you trying to say?
Me: Huh?
Mom: I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.
Me: You asked me how my workout was, and I’m telling you it was so good that I had sweat balls on my arms. Get it?
Mom: No
Me: Like most people sweat from their faces or their chest or back or something. But I had sweat balls on my arms.
Mom: Are you referring to beads of sweat as “sweat balls?”
Mom: Oh yeah! That’s what I was thinking of but I forgot the proper term.
Mom: Please don’t say that at my school.
Me: Why would I come to your school and randomly say “sweat balls?”
Mom: Maybe you wouldn’t, but sometimes you’re unpredictable. Consider this your warning.
Looks like my plan to surprise my mom during her lunch break today dressed as A Big Sweat Ball has been derailed.
I guess I’m not that unpredictable after all.
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haha.
Hahaha this really made me laugh
My mom would have heard “Sweat” and “Balls” and she’d probably think I was saying something sexual. Then she would’ve smacked me.
Hahahha!!!
That was hilarious!
take care
hehe interesting chat!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA…..LMAO…..
i just read this one, i don’t know how i missed it. well i guess i shouldn’t be surprised this is like a typical comedic mom and sabs convo.
so a few days ago i had ’sweat balls’ on my arm, and i couldnt think of the proper term for it, just sweat balls.
everyone was looking at me weird when i said i had sweat balls on my arm.