Oh, The Beauty of The American Landscape
On the phone with The Boss, who left Arizona this morning, and is just a little more than three hours from Los Angeles: The Boss: I feel like I’ve learned a lot about truckers these past few days. Me: What do you mean? The Boss: You know, I feel like I know them. Me: How? [...]
Wear This When You Can
Yesterday was the first truly warm, spring-like day we’ve had, and it was the first day I wore a pair of sandals without fearing that the temperature would drop 22 degrees before I reached the mailbox. I don’t wear nail polish often, but when I do, it’s usually only on my toes. So when I [...]
Previously, In Cali(fornia)…
I’ve officially been told by a resident of Silicon Valley that Californians do not refer to their Pacific Ocean-bordering state as “Cali.” And I’m bummed. I’m not even there yet, and I’m already as out of place on the West Coast, as a Japanese tourist taking a photo of a Yield sign in the middle [...]
Looking for Me?
The Boss and I spent all day Sunday packing up his things, so he could hit the road early this morning. With each box that we carried out to his car, I wondered if I could fit in one, so I could join him on his journey now rather than seeing him again in May. Even though The Boss [...]
Holy Moly, What a Week
Earlier this week, I briefly mentioned that The Boss and I both had really busy weeks ahead of us – and the fact that I posted a regular post on Thursday, instead of my standard “Fall in Love” post is further proof that my mind and body have been moving in a completely different direction [...]
Dupe Me, and I’ll Break Your Ribs
Do I have boogers oozing out of my nose with the words Stupid, Idiot, and Moron swirling around inside them? I’d like to know, because I swear people either think A.) My brain is made of plastic, or B.) The Average Joe on the street has no idea that I invented “The Manic Death Hold” (also [...]
H’WHERE’S My Ritalin?
The Boss and I spent the weekend in New England with the in-laws, and even though they’re not far, we did the six-hour drive twice in less than three days. Since I’m border-line ADD (no seriously, if it weren’t for my pediatricians who told my parents not to mess with meds when I was 3 [...]
