This Could Mean World War III, Or a Poison Apple

I’m really competitive when it comes to any kind of mental or physical challenge. I love board games, and card games, and foot races, and 2-on-2 basketball games with my sister, The Boss, and his little brother. Tell me I can’t do something, and you’ve fueled the fire to my fury — challenge me to [...]

The Funniest Thing You Have Ever Heard. Ever.

The other day, I tricked The Boss into helping me asked The Boss to kindly assist me in moving some of my stuff from college, that was in my mom’s basement, over to our place so I could finish setting up my office downstairs. I have a laptop at home, so as we lugged my [...]

Aromatherapy Hand Soap

SMELLS SO NICE, YOU MIGHT WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE My aunt gifted me this Orange Ginger hand soap from Bath & Body Works after I told her how much I loved their aromatherapy collection. She loves the stuff, too, and keeps different scents from the line in every bathroom of her house. There are about [...]

What the Hell Man, He Was Already Dead!

I think my sister is a bad driver: PLAIN.AND.SIMPLE. Unfortunately, I know that our driving records tell a much different version of my story. Her record is squeaky clean. And me, well… I have had my license suspended three times, have gotten pulled over for driving while my license was suspended, I’ve had to go [...]

If I End Up With an Artificial Voice Box, I Will Totally Sue

The Boss and I are sick. It’s a bummer. And we’ve already run the dishwasher twice. The Boss came down with some flu-like symptoms last week, and even though I tried to avoid breathing the same air as him, it was inevitable that I too would end up feeling like my face was about to [...]