I Dare You to…

Posted on February 3, 2009
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Name three things (five if you’re really brave) you would do, if you knew the following:

1. You would NEVER get caught.

2. There would be absolutely NO consequences for your actions.

3. You could channel some sort of Super Hero powers to benefit you, and your schemes.

4. God Himself told you He’d let this one slide.

5. Your mom would still think you were an angel.

If your mom doesn’t think you’re an angel now (or if you had a really messed up childhood, and now you suck as a person, and you keep blaming your mom for who you are) then a perk of your actions would be that your mom would in fact think you were an angel after you did these five things.
So, everyone wins.

Feel free to post anonymously if you fear retribution, and don’t be afraid to use your imagination.
Just try not to get all Sci-fi on me and start talking about how you’d use Alien Slime to take over the world — because seriously, if Pinky and the Brain couldn’t do it — you probably can’t either.

(And one last thing, let’s try to keep this around PG-13. My impressionable cousins read me, so before you answer, please feel the weight of responsibility sitting on your shoulders — you wouldn’t want to pollute a sea of young, innocent minds, would you?)

If at least 10 people answer this question, I’ll post my answers, tomorrow.

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13 Responses to “I Dare You to…”

Xey on February 3rd, 2009 4:24 pm

Hmm… I would never do these things, but considering your question, honestly, I’d probably:

* Steal a new Touareg from the VW dealership (assuming I could get a title, license plate, etc. with no problems). I love VWs a lot, and I am very happy with my VW Rabbit, but I’d like something new, bigger, and more family-friendly (though I don’t yet have a family). Then, I’d give the Rabbit to someone who really needs it. Or maybe keep it as a second car?

* Although it makes me feel uncomfortable, do something that could allow me to get a large sum of money (maybe just $500,000). I want to travel abroad really badly, but I don’t have the means. My best friend is getting married in India this year, insha’Allah, and I don’t think I’ll be able to go.

I can’t think of anything else…
Cheryl on February 3rd, 2009 4:40 pm

I’d become a superhero. or a super villain. I haven’t decided.
Probably a superhero.

I like capes.
Me ^.^ on February 3rd, 2009 8:53 pm

1. You would NEVER get caught.
Steal a Rolls Royce or a Bentley, or drag race (the fast and the furious makes it look so cool)

2. There would be absolutely NO consequences for your actions.
Hmmm…thats tough I think this would go with the first question

3. You could channel some sort of Super Hero powers to benefit you, and your schemes.
Hmm…Probably a combination of Wolverines ability to heal, Kurt’s ability to jump, professor x’s ability to read minds, and kitty’s ability to go through objects

4. God Himself told you He’d let this one slide.
I don’t know thats tough

5. Your mom would still think you were an angel.
All of the above ^.^
The Boss on February 4th, 2009 4:06 am

1. Take over Fort Knox and swim in gold coins like Scrooge Mcduck.
2. Use my super powers to go back in time and enslave some of the colonial Brits.
3. Heist a bunch of ferraris and lambos from the dealerships, gone in 60 seconds style.
4. Use my fort knox money and flip it at the MGM Grand in craps and black jack.
5. Shoot Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton in the face and head respectively.
Uz on February 4th, 2009 7:01 am

i know you wanted me to comment. i’m still thinking…i’ll let you know at Z.P.’s place tomorrow iA!
Iman on February 4th, 2009 6:52 pm

1. You would NEVER get caught.
Hmmmmmmm….. edit my transcript grades

2. There would be absolutely NO consequences for your actions.
Hijack a movie studio and force the celebrities to take a course in shunning materialism and setting a good example.

3. You could channel some sort of Super Hero powers to benefit you, and your schemes.
Invisibility!!!!! That would so rock! Then I could hop on planes and travel the world for free. I would probably also into playing practical jokes on people like making them think their house is haunted or something.

4. God Himself told you He’d let this one slide.
Then I would probably have to off some really disgusting people. The world is better without them.

5. Your mom would still think you were an angel.
Lol. I dunno………
Jen on February 4th, 2009 7:42 pm

1. Acquire enough funds to help the ASPCA out and become their new spokeswoman. As spokeswoman, I would cancel Sarah McLaughlin’s commercials ONLY because they make me bawl every time they are on, not because of their message.
2. With those said funds, make sure my family was taken care of and have enough so my friends would never have to work ever again and could spend their time doing stuff that could help the world somehow.
3. For myself and all my good deeds I just did, steal a new ’09 Camry off the lot, ooooh…and a Fendi bag, since I want one but will not spend the $1,500+ to get one. I’d probably use the bag for a week and put it on Ebay.
4. World peace. Get people to UNDERSTAND one another. That costs nothing but is extremely valuable to living in this world.
I sound like Miss America. Geez.
5. Wire funds to “The Boss” to assist in his number 5. Plus make sure all copies of Paris Hilton’s CDs are pulsed through a mulch-maker, reduced to a pile of dust, then taken out to space, and released into a far off galaxy never to be played again.

Basically, I want to be loaded.
Mommy on February 5th, 2009 3:26 am

1.Steal everything from Swiss Banks
2.”Solve” the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, and end poverty, starvation and corruption.
3. Use my invisibility powers to sneak in the white house and see what obama is really like, …to start with…
4. Party like a rock star at an awesome club with my husband of course.
5.Slap ppl who deserve it.
Josh on February 5th, 2009 3:53 pm

1.Take out Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Fred Phelps, and Anne Coulter. They are all super-villains and the world would be better off without them.

2. Steal millions of ill-gotten gains. Even without repercussions, I’m not enough of a jerk to steal from good (or even average) people. But dammit, I want money. So I’d take it from people who shouldn’t have it in the first place. Granted, they probably stole it from good (or average) people in some way, and I probably should give it back to them. But hey, I never claimed to be an angel. (BTW: I imagine a lot of this money coming from TicketMaster, since most of their profits are ill-gotten gains, IMHO.)

3. Rebuild the world economy from ground up. Because it’s built on a friggin’ house of cards and really has little connection to reality. I have no idea how I’d do it, but maybe my super power could be extreme intelligence, like Brainiac. . . then I’d figure something out.
Uz on February 5th, 2009 6:43 pm

K. Here are my 5…

1. I’d absorb all of Peter Petrelli’s superpowers. Plus create one of my own that would allow me to eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted without ever getting fat. Ever.

2. Audition for and win both ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’

3. Use high tech nerd techniques like in ‘Entrapment’ to increase my bank balance. Then use this money to pay off loans, take care of my family, get married, buy the entire Cirque du Soleil organization, his and hers Aston Martins, a couple of sports franchises, and summer homes all over the world.

4. Gather all the people who I hate in life, tie them to chairs in a dark basement and make them watch a loop of the ‘most annoying sound in the world’ scene from Dumb and Dumber.

5. Slap anyone who calls my hijab a ‘hat’
Ox on February 5th, 2009 6:45 pm

1. I would make sure no one else sees “The Reader” and that all people associated with the film perform community service 7 days a week for the next 20 years, in Djbouti.
2. Implement my hitlist… and i’m not talking music.
3. Take control of all unreleased 2pac music
4. Finally, I would NOT steal a few flashy cars (as some people have stated), rather… I would setup a high-end investment fund to disguise a $50 billion ponzi scheme and get caught and still live in my pimpish penthouse suite.. and of course BUY a few flashy cars.
sumayah on February 7th, 2009 7:13 pm

1)i would get high
2) i would take over all major bank and buy everything i ever wanted and more
3) kidnap everyone i hate and torture them
4) my superpower would be to always look good but naturally good not barbie doll good and always stay slim no matter how much i eat or dont excersize
5) take all those annoying celebrities such as paris hilton and turn them into social rejects
Nisa on April 5th, 2011 9:03 am

That’s so intriguing …. Never really wanted to do something crazy. I would nt mind power of flying and have power of makin tons of money and food just by blinking and showering(I can fly remember ) it over Africa ,India and all of the third world countries ! That’s so powerful is nt it ,, and then Ill ask Allah to forgive in the hereafter Ha ha that’s a long shot I know but does nt hurt to try