Mom, Dad, Consider This Your Certificate of Appreciation

Ever since The Boss and I got married, we’ve been sharing everything. (Well, not everything. I would NEVER share my toothbrush). But everything else in our home belongs to each of us equally. We don’t label food when we bring leftovers home from dinner, we don’t have specific plates we eat off of, or cups [...]

NOOOO! MEGAN!!! DON’T GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Oh the drama that comes with Reality Television really is too much sometimes. What a week it has been on “The Bachelor;” tears, and snot, and napkins stuck to lip gloss, an overnight date before the producers gave the ‘go-ahead,’ really bad singing and acting, and OH LORD, someone wean me away from The Tube, [...]

Getting Over Jane

FLAWLESS I used to use this translucent face powder by Jane for years (through high school and college), but after it ran out, I couldn’t find it anywhere. It literally disappeared off the shelves at like every drug store in America. When it comes to hair and make-up products, I don’t like change, so when [...]

J-O-B Spells Yikes!

The other day, a friend of mine saw a job opening online at a company in D.C., and forwarded me the posting. Her e-mail said she knew I wasn’t looking for a job, but thought I’d be a good fit for the position. Even though I’m not looking for a job, the listing did sound [...]

A Love Poem…Blah…Blah…BARF

While digging through folders of folders on this computer, I came across some poems, and writings, and random brain diarrhea, that turned into pages of words for various chapters of a novel I hoped I would someday publish. Life isn’t going in that direction, hence the tagline of this blog, but I thought I’d share [...]

So Pure

When was the last time you laughed like that?

Brunette is the New Dumb Blonde

World, what is the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say? Don’t answer that. I’ll tell you the answer. The other night on The Bachelor (yes, we’re watching, because Megan is still on the show) our dear friend Meg-Pie and the rest of The Trashelor kitty cats were out on a group date with [...]

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