The Boss Can be So Passionate

Posted on November 26, 2008
Filed Under Daily, The Boss | 5 Comments

While watching a Volkswagen commercial starring Brooke Shields:

The Boss’s Mom: Oh, there’s Brook Shields, she’s so pretty.

The Boss: No she’s not, we hate her in this house.

The Boss’s Mom: Aw, why?

The Boss: [turns to me] Are you still friends with your best friend’s ex?

Me: Huh?

The Boss: Are you still friends with your best friend’s ex?

Me: What?

The Boss: Are you still friends with your best friend’s ex?

Me: Am I, what? No.

The Boss: Exactly.

Me: What? Oh my God. Is this about Andre Agassi?

The Boss: After they got divorced, Agassi was a BEAST. We all know who was holding him down.

Me: He is not your best friend.

The Boss: The person who was right in the marriage always prospers after the divorce. Look at Agassi’s record.

The Boss’s Mom: Well Brook Shields has her own TV sh…

The Boss: CANCELLED!

5 Responses to “The Boss Can be So Passionate”

lindsay on November 26th, 2008 8:10 pm

awww! i actually liked lipstick jungle..

although we hate Brook in this house, too.
Ox on December 3rd, 2008 5:37 pm

I agree with the boss…. there’s no question Agassi was being held back by that bushy-eyebrow-having woman.
flomax on September 14th, 2009 2:26 pm

See you again soon!
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Slice of Lemon on April 8th, 2012 6:26 am

@Ox you boys are so mean!
Slice of Lemon on April 8th, 2012 6:26 am

@Lindsay I’m surprised so many people don’t like her! I thought she was America’s sweetheart!